Man Laws according to our religion: Stevism. These are the rules to live by, for the Uncommon Man
3 Man Laws:
1. After documented proof….Men (in any household) are no longer expected to equally share the housework. It is said, it is posted on the Internet, it is LAW. Make it so. So there!!
2. Man hug review – We ask that you carry these rules in your wallet, next to your worn out, unused XXXL Trogan. A man hug must meet the following 5 conditions:
A. Only one arm behind the back may be used. Two arms is NEVER allowed unless you are listening to a Wham CD, and damn it, Id huge with two arms too.
B. No more than 3 pats. For most men (like me) its best to either count out loud, or to use your other hand to count along. Sound you be a man watching a man huge, it is your obligation to not only count along, but to stop said man should you see a 4th pat coming.
C. No facial contact (at least 3 inches of separation). Even if his face is so smooth and soft. I know the smell of Polo cologne gets me every time.
D. No lingering. Refer to this weeks Rule #3. Fight the power to hold longer
E. Under no circumstance, ABSOLUTELY no contented sighs. Should nearby men hear such a sigh, you will be Man card ticketed immediately and will have to appear in Man court for resolution.
3. Unless you’re in jail with your buddies, NEVER fight naked.
3 Rulers for Women
1. No matter what you say, your ex’s are fat skanks and your Mom is a controlling bitch.
2. Woman always make the rules. If a group of women are together, any attempt to document said rules, could result in bodily harm. And no we will not be in our underwear if a girl fight breaks out
3. women are ready for sex when we are ready. a man must be ready all of the time. If man isnt ready for sex when called upon two consecutive times, he must be thrown back into the heard for slaughter. It is acceptable for said woman to scream out the word: NEXT!!
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rebecca2000
September 28, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Great one. You know how I feel about the I’m not gay pats.
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September 28, 2012 at 12:29 pm
i like to hold a man, just a few seconds longer than he’s comfortable with