I’m Mentioned in the Urban DICKtionary

Definition of a Stevism:

Making a pointless comment in a conversation that you may not even be involved in or answering a question with an answer only you or an imbecile finds funny.

Wow!!! I’m famous…..Now, back to your regularly scheduled program

 

2013 New Years Resolution Diary Entry

Dear Diary,

To avoid criticism and the possibility of people talking to me: I will do nothing, I will say nothing, I am nothing.